Our Mother F'ing Trip to Mr Wrong

It was a nice day, first warm day we have had. So we decided that it would be a good day to go to the park. Let the kids play, ya know, and just have some fun.

We get there, and it's not crowded, which is nice. Gryfinn and Jayk climb up the rocks and go down the slides together.



We then take Caelyn to the smaller slide, and let her play a little. She wasn't too sure about it, until her big brother Gryfinn came to her rescue!!





Then we head on over to the dinosaur slide. And Gryfinn realizes that this is his favorite! He LOVES this one! He can climb up by himself, and there are two slides, so he can go down by himself, or he can go down with a buddy! He was loving it!




Gryfinn also showed how much of a gentleman he can be. He was so sweet to the little girl picture aboved. They would go down together, and in true male fashion, he would take off, and have to get to the steps first, and climb up. But when he got up to the top and sat down, he would turn around and wait, and just watch her come up the steps and sit down next to him. And then they would go down together. Too sweet!

Also at the park, they have the newer version of the jungle gym, and Jaykie had a good time on those. And they have the dinosaurs that bounce back and forth, and a rock that can be clmibed on.







All in all, it was a great trip to the park..... Until.....

The next thing we know, a car load full - and you know what I mean by car load - where there are 5 seatbelts and 10 people crawl out. 3, probably more like 4, should still be in car seats, while a couple more should atleast be in boosters. Not that this is a sign of anything - but hey, let me be stereotypical for a moment - and say that comment might just be a lie. But, seriously, NO stereotypical thought or comment could have prepared us for what was in store.

Not that I don't cuss, cause I do. I am known to say shit, and damn or dammit, and I do drop the F bomb sometimes (alot during football season). And I am known to call the villians on tv 'stupid bitch', and also known to say 'that pisses me off' or 'I am pissed off'. And we playfully call the dog bastard - and maybe sometimes not so playfully when he has gotten into the trash, or taken stuff off the back porch and strung it through the yard or when he decides to clean out the litter box - bastard has been known to be thrown around. And yes, Gryfinn has repeated most of them atleast once. But these women, that got out of this car, make me look like an Angel. They would put a trucker, or a sailor, or Andrew Dice Clay to shame. And the best part - WE WERE AT THE PARK!!!!! Or as they so frequently put it - at the mother fucker. Everything was the mother fucker. And I do mean everything. The plastic rock climb to the big slide - she yelled from across the park to her child to 'climb up that mother fucker'. She told her friend as she handed her her purse - 'hold this mother fucker'. And not only were inanimate objects so ruefully dubbed 'mother fucker' - her kids were also. 'Get that mother fucker' is what she said to one kid when she wanted her to grab the hand of her sister. And then she would randomly yell out words, words such as pu$$y. Words that should never be spoken in a public place, especially one that is specifically geared toward children. We have no idea why she would just spew these words out of nowhere - but she would. And you could just see the faces around cringe whenever she opened her mouth. I am forever grateful that Jayk had made some new friends and was playing on the rocks, and that Gryfinn was so engrossed with climbing the dinosaur slide, and then sliding down, and racing back to the other side, to pay her any attention. And you could hear the HUGE sigh of relief when she received a phone call and walked to the other side and sat down.

And then this guy shows up.

Shirt says:

I may not be Mr Right but I will fuck you til he shows up

Yes, I know it is the park, and no one wants to wear their Sunday best to the park. But COME ON! THERE ARE CHILDREN AT THE PARK!!! Heck, I wouldn't wear such a shirt around the house, because I have children. Yes, I am known to have worn shirts that say things such as 'I go to school for the chics' and one that has Australia on it that reads 'I'd rather be down under' and one that has the owl with the lollipop that reads 'How many licks'. But, my kids did not get those metaphors. So I was safe - and I would not wear them now - since we have an 11 year old. Ok - but seriously - what woman in their right mind would even consider this man to be Mr Right - but to use him as Mr Wrong til Mr Right comes along - puh-lease! Eeeww - that thought just totally - eeewww - yuck! And the saddest part of all - the little girl pictured above, that Gryfinn was so fond of, belongs to this man. He is her Dad. Poor poor poor child.